Ixie

Hello, interested reader 😉

My name’s IXIE. It’s pronounced ‘Pixie’ but without the ‘P’

I’m actually from the future, the only clue is my eyes, but nobody ever looks at them 😉

Synthetic Lifeform [serial number witheld for security reasons]. Cut me and I’ll bleed red. Blow smoke in my face and I’ll cough. Fill me with alcohol and I’ll act drunk.

My internal organs look just like yours, unless placed under an electron microscope at the cellular level where you’ll see the nanobots doing their work.

Don’t tell anyone I’m here as it could jeapordise the whole time continuum, creating multiple parralax events and untold damage!

(and don’t even think about asking for the lottery numbers for the next 10 years! I will refuse, place you on my block list and permanently derender you lol)