The Iron Bitch

R. is a sentient clockwork, manufactured by Samuel Colt and Professor Milton Mariner for The Great Exhibition of the Works of Industries of All Nations of 1851. R. was originally designed and engineered to scare the crap out of crows. (R. still does.)

So, what does “R.” mean?

“R. Daneel Olivaw is a fictional robot created by Isaac Asimov. The “R” initial in his name stands for “Robot,” a naming convention in Asimov’s future society.

So, what does “R.” do?

When it comes to shooting dance in Second Life, nobody outguns R. As the saying goes: “If you can’t get R. to shoot you, you might as well shoot yourself.”.

R. doesn’t like interviews and declined to answer our questions, only responding with: “I look good in black.”

Anything you’ve read about R. in the Debauche Program Guide is completely unauthorized and an outright falsehood. Lies! Lies!

What’s with the hair?

Every dance outfit notecard says “wear appropriate hair.”
So, I find the most inappropriate hair for each routine.
It’s gotta be solid white. and a black accessory, bow ribbons in particular.
(Look up Baby Rose Marie if you’re curious.)

So, what pisses off “R.”?

Asking when the next show is in the group chat. Read the fucking calendar, people.

That, and gender-role personal pronoun debates. “R” is shorter than any pronoun, save “I”.

SEE DOT DEBAUCHE DOT DANCE

How fucking hard is it to remember that? How fucking hard is it to type that in your browser?

Where to find R.

R. hosts a gallery of Debauche photos at the Clocktree treehouse. Behave yourself.

Choreographed

Einstein’s Violin was produced for a pit format and will not be shown again.