I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(They did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(They did the mash) They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)
The party had just begun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, ‘The Crypt-Kicker Five’
They played the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(They played the mash) It caught on in a flash
(They played the mash) They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
“Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
It’s now the monster mash
(The monster mash) And it’s a graveyard smash
(It’s now the mash) It’s caught on in a flash
(It’s now the mash) It’s now the monster mash
Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can monster mash
(The monster mash) And do my graveyard smash
(Then you can mash) You’ll catch on in a flash
(Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash
Easy Igor, you impetuous young boy (Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:
The child is a king, the carolers sing
The old has passed, there’s a new beginning
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow
Fingers numb, faces aglow
Oh, it’s Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving
Love and laughter and joy ever after
Ours for the taking, just follow the master
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
It’s a time for giving, a time for getting
A time for forgiving, and for forgetting
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace
A time for hating and fighting to cease
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Christmas time (Silent night)
Mistletoe and wine (Holy night)
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
In days of auld lang syne
Oh oh
Merry Christmas baby
You sure did treat me nice, oh ooh yeah yeah
Said uh, merry Christmas baby, oh ooh
You sure did treat me nice, oh ooh
You gave me a diamond ring for Christmas
Now I’m living in paradise, oh oh
I’m, I’m feeling mighty fine
Got good music on my radio
(Yes you do child)
Well I’m, I’m feeling mighty fine
Got good music, on, music on my radio, oh
Well I, I want to kiss you baby
While we’re standing underneath the mistletoe
Santa came down the chimney
About a half past three
Left all these pretty presents
That you, that you see before me, oh
Merry Christmas baby, merry Christmas baby
You sure been good to me, oh, oh ooh
Well I, I haven’t had a drink this morning
But I’m, I’m lit up like a Christmas tree
Christmas tree, oh oh oh, oh yeah
Oh, yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh ooh, yeah, oh, ooh,
Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah
St. Nick came down the chimney
About a half past three
He left all these pretty presents
That you see before me
Merry Christmas baby
You sure been good to me
Haven’t had a taste this morning
But I’m all lit up like a Christmas tree
Oh, oh, oh ooh, oh ooh
Merry Christmas baby
You sure been good to me
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh
Sure been good, to, to, to, me
Hey, oh oh hey
[Boy]
[Intro]
And you said nothing at all
Well I couldn’t have said it better myself
Tonight the conversation takes the fall
Just love me like you love nobody else
[Verse 1]
Little lady
I think there’s something on your mind
I’ve known you long enough to know
The words are not that hard to find
And the harder you try
And the longer you go
Well there’s nothing but love
In those eyes anymore
You know what to say
But you never know how
You can keep your mouth shut
Because it doesn’t really
Matter right now
I will guide you all the way
Because I know exactly
What you’re trying to say
You have the right
To remain silent
I’ll get the lights
You get that smile
[Chorus]
And you say nothing at all
Well I couldn’t have said it better myself
Tonight the conversation takes the fall
Just love me like you love nobody else
[Verse 2]
[Boy]
I see the angels
They’re standing right outside your door
[Girl]
They’re watching over me
They’re watching over us all
[Boy]
You can send them home tonight
Because you won’t need them anymore
[Girl]
In your arms
I think I’ve found
The safest place to fall
[Both]
When I step in the door and I stare at your face
There are so many things that I wish I could say
Well i struggle with words but they put up a fight
You can keep your mouth shut
Because it doesn’t really matter tonight
I will guide you
All the way (tonight)
Because I know exactly
What you’re trying to say
[Girl]
You have the right
To remain silent
I’ll get the lights
You get that smile
[Chorus: Both]
And you say nothing at all
Well I couldn’t have said it better myself
Tonight the conversation takes the fall
Just love me like you love nobody else
[Both]
And I know you feel the same
You’ve been searching for the words
Now you know what to say
Oh yeah
[Boy]
Just say nothing
Don’t say a word
Silence is gold
[Girl]
Don’t say a word
Shhh
[instrumental bridge]
[Both]
This is the moment we’ve been waiting for (ohh yeah!)
If I exercise my right
I will take your body language
And hold it against you tonight
[Both]
And I know you feel the same
I’ve wondered all my life
If this moment comes
Would I know what to say
[Both]
Then you say nothing at all
(So many times I stumbled on the words that I wanted to say)
You said nothing at all
(So many thoughts that I should have just let my heart explain)
You said nothing at all
(So many ways we could turn the words around)
You said nothing at all
(So many nights our hearts came crashing to the ground)
You said nothing at all
(So many dreams that are finally coming true)
Well I could’nt have said it better myself
(Now you finish me off when
You finish my thoughts the way you do)
[Chorus]
And you say nothing at all
Well I couldn’t have said it better myself
Tonight the conversation takes the fall
Just love me like you love nobody else
You say nothing at all
Well I couldn’t have said it better myself
Tonight the conversation takes the fall
Just love me like you love nobody else
You say nothing at all
Well I couldn’t have said it better myself
Tonight the conversation takes the fall
Just love me like you love nobody else
You say nothing at all
Well I couldn’t have said it better myself…
Choreography and Set: R.
Music: “Twister” by Seven Seconds of Love.
R says: “Another mad piece that came from the crazy Joel Vietch videos.
Fun, bouncy, wanted to jump all over the place, and then burn out retinas with the set change.
Added the strip part of it for the sake of stripping.
The guy on the bench is reading my story book.”
Migrated from MST to Spot On and reworked as a seven dancer group routine for October 2019.
Well I met her on a sunny day in July
I was sitting on a beach with a beer and a book and enjoying a pork pie
She smiled at me, her eyes laughed at me
She said “let’s have some fun, let’s play Twister in the sun”
And I said
“I’d love to play Twister with you,
“You go get the sheet, I’ll just go and wash my feet”
And put your left hand on red
Put your right foot on blue
I wanna spend every day with you
When I’m happy I can fly like the bees in the sky
Today I’m playing Twister in the sun
I said “come on then, let’s see what you can do,
“I can’t wait to spin your spinner and get tangled up with you”
She wrapped herself around me so that all that I could see
Was a little bit of skin just below her chin
She said
“I’d love to play Twister with you,
“But now let’s go inside I know a place that we could hide”
And put your left hand on red
Put your right foot on blue
I wanna spend every day with you
When I’m happy I can fly like the bees in the sky
Today I’m playing Twister in the sun
In the sun
Red, yellow, green and blue
Red, yellow, green and blue
Red, yellow, green and blue
Red, yellow, green and blue
Put your left hand on red
Put your right foot on blue
I wanna spend every day with you
When I’m happy I can fly like the bees in the sky
Today I’m playing Twister
Yes, today I’m playing Twister
Put your left hand on red
Put your right foot on blue
I wanna spend every day with you
When I’m happy I can fly like the bees in the sky
Today I’m playing Twister in the sun
Dance with me across the ocean floor
Sail away to heaven’s open door
Step right up you’re the next contestant
In this sweet charade
Take a number, wait while I twist your fate
On the mating game
Mating Game
On the mating game
Mating Game
Hold me close enough to drink my rose
The devil in my pocket turned to gold
Sorry to warn you, you’re in a daze
Tonight I’ll love you, but tomorrow go away
Step right up who’s the next contestant
In this sweet charade
Take a number, wait while I tease you sane
On the mating game
The Mating Game
On the mating game
Mating Game
Mating Game
On the mating game
The Mating Game
On the mating game
Mating Game
On the mating game
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:
It’s this time of the year
christmas is near
and everyone feels love in their hearts
the world covered in snow
with a special glow
sending out to my loved ones
cheesy christmas cards
there is one gift i hope for
the one i hope you’ll go for
the one gift i want to receive from you now:
let me fuck you under the mistletoe
let me whip you with my festive whip
let me go down on you
under the christmas tree
thats the present you will receive from me!
don’t you like the white snow?
you and me should go
somewhere where we’re alone
don’t want your relatives to hear you moan
there is one gift i hope for
the one i hope you’ll go for
the one gift i want to receive from you now:
let me fuck you under the mistletoe
let me whip you with my festive whip
let me go down on you
under the christmas tree
thats the present you will receive from me!
oh baby let me stuff your stocking
Santa Claus won’t be the only one coming
oh baby let me stuff your stocking
Santa Claus won’t be the only one coming
let me fuck you under the mistletoe
let me whip you with my festive whip
let me go down on you
under the christmas tree
thats the present you will receive from me!
We are young
(Heartache to heartache)
Heartache to heartache
(We stand)
We stand
No promises
(No demands)
No demands
(Love is a battlefield)
Love is a battlefield
Whoa
We are strong
No one can tell us we’re wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield
You’re making me go
Then making me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way
Or am I the best thing you’ve had?
Believe me, believe me
I can’t tell you why
But I’m trapped by your love
And I’m chained to your side
We are young
Heartache to heartache
We stand
No promises
No demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we’re wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield
When I’m losing control
Will you turn me away
Or touch me deep inside?
And when all this gets old
Will it still feel the same
There’s no way this will die
But if we get much closer
I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders
You’ll need me to hold
We are young
Heartache to heartache
We stand
No promises
No demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we’re wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield
Oh life is bigger
It’s bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I’ve said too much
I set it up
That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spot-light
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don’t know if I can do it
Oh no I’ve said too much
I haven’t said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper, of every waking hour
I’m choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no I’ve said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this the hint of the century
Consider this the slip
That brought me to my knees, failed
What if all these fantasies come
Flailing around
Now I’ve said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spot-light
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don’t know if I can do it
Oh no I’ve said too much
I haven’t said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
Try, cry, fly, try
That was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a dream, dream