Fairytale of New York

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won’t see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
They’ve got cars big as bars
They’ve got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It’s no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
You’re a bum
You’re a punk
You’re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last
The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can’t make it all alone
I’ve built my dreams around you
The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day

All Over The World

AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:

Everybody all around the world
Gotta tell you what I just heard
There’s gonna be a party all over the world
I got a message on the radio
But where it came from, I don’t really know
And I heard these voices calling all over the world
All over the world
Everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight
Everybody walkin’ down the street
Everybody movin’ to the beat
They’re gonna get hot down in the U.S.A. (New York, Detroit, L.A.)
We’re gonna take a trip across the sea
Everybody come along with me
We’re gonna hit the night down in gay Paris (c’est la vie, having your cup of tea)
All over the world
Everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight
London, Hamburg, Paris, Rome
Rio, Hong Kong, Tokyo
L.A., New York, Amsterdam
Monte Carlo, Shard End and
All over the world
Everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight
Everybody all around the world (London, Hamburg, Paris, Rome)
Gotta tell you what I just heard (Rio, Hong Kong, Tokyo)
Everybody walkin’ down the street (London, Hamburg, Paris, Rome)
I know a place where we all can meet (Rio, Hong Kong, Tokyo)
Everybody gonna have a good time (hou, hou)
Everybody will shine ’til the daylight (hou-hou-hou)
All over the world
Everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh oh)
All over the world
Everybody get the word
All over the world
Everybody got the word
All over the world
Everybody got the word
(Hou-hou-hou-hou-hou-hou-hou)

Cars

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars
Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars
Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door
In cars?
Here in my car
I know I’ve started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right
In cars

Wrong Side of Heaven

I spoke to God today and she said that she’s ashamed
What have I become
What have I done
I spoke to the devil today and he swears he’s not to blame
And I understood ’cause I feel the same
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I’m no hero and I’m not made of stone
Right or wrong
I can hardly tell
I’m on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell
The wrong side of heaven and the righteous side
The righteous side of hell
I heard from God today and she sounded just like me
What have I done and who have I become
I saw the devil today and he looked a lot like me
I looked away, I turned away
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I’m no hero and I’m not made of stone
Right or wrong
I can hardly tell
I’m on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell
The wrong side of heaven and the righteous side
The righteous side of hell
I’m not defending
Downward descending
Falling further and further away
Getting closer every day
I’m getting closer every day
To the end, to the end, the end, the end
I’m getting closer every day
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I’m no hero
And I’m not made of stone
Right or wrong
I can hardly tell
I’m on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell
I’m on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell
The wrong side of heaven and the righteous side
Righteous side of hell