The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing
You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let’s rock
Everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin’ on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let’s rock
Everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
“You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me”
Let’s rock
Everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin’ on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin’ all alone
The warden said, “Hey, buddy, don’t you be no square
If you can’t find a partner, use a wooden chair”
Let’s rock
Everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, “For Heaven’s sake
No one’s lookin’, now’s the chance to make a break”
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, “Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks”
Let’s rock
Everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock-
(Because Disney are greedy jerks, you might not be able to hear the song in the video. Go to the Google Drive for the archive of videos that are blocked in a lot of countries.)
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:
Lucky you were born that far away so
We could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby, I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
Le-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le
Can’t you see? I’m at your feet
Whenever, wherever
We’re meant to be together
I’ll be there, and you’ll be near
And that’s the deal, my dear
There over, hereunder
You’ll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that’s the deal, my dear
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse ’em with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave, will cry a river
Le-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le
At your feet, I’m at your feet
Whenever, wherever
We’re meant to be together
I’ll be there, and you’ll be near
And that’s the deal, my dear
There over, hereunder
Or up above, don’t wonder
We can always play by ear
But that’s the deal, my dear
Le-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le
Think out loud, say it again
Le-do-lo-le-lo-le-lo-le
Tell me one more time
That you’ll live lost in my eyes
Whenever, wherever
We’re meant to be together
I’ll be there, and you’ll be near
And that’s the deal, my dear
There over, hereunder
You got me head over heels
There’s nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
Whenever, wherever
We’re meant to be together
I’ll be there, and you’ll be near
And that’s the deal, my dear
There over, hereunder
You got me head over heels
There’s nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
… Oceans apart, day after day
And I slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But it doesn’t stop the pain
… If I see you next to never
How can we say forever?
… Wherever you go, whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
… I took for granted all the times
That I thought would last somehow
I hear the laughter, I taste the tears
But I can’t get near you now
… Oh, can’t you see it, baby?
You’ve got me goin’ crazy
… Wherever you go, whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
… I wonder how we can survive
This romance
But in the end, if I’m with you
I’ll take the chance
… Oh, can’t you see it, baby?
You’ve got me goin’ crazy
… Wherever you go, whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
… Waiting for you
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house, we’re born
Into this world, we’re thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm
There’s a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin’ like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah
Girl, you gotta love your man
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house, we’re born
Into this world, we’re thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you’re far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure
Don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
‘Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
‘Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating
And I’m wondering what you’re dreaming
Wondering if it’s me you’re seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we’re together
And I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever
I don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
‘Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
‘Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
I don’t want to miss one smile
And I don’t want to miss one kiss
And I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
And I just want to hold you close
I feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don’t want to close my eyes
Don’t want to fall asleep
‘Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
‘Cause even when I dream of you (even when I dream)
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
I don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
‘Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
‘Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep, yeah
And I don’t want to miss a thing
I woke up in my dreams last night
Asleep at the wheel my whole life
I saw the endless horizon
I pulled my car off to the shoulder
Stuck in the middle of nowhere
Inside a voice said keep driving
… ‘Cause I wanna live like there’s nothing to lose
Until the day I die
I wanna love like there’s no other love
Better than mine
‘Cause when it all comes down to it
All things must come to pass
So take it all in, take it all in
‘Cause it goes fast
… It ain’t the freedom of the chrome and steel
It ain’t how far you’ve gone
It ain’t the miles that you put under those wheels
Yeah, it’s the road you’re on
Out on the highway, there’s a warning sign
Last chance to turn around
You can’t take back the life you left behind
When it’s all broken down
… ‘Cause I wanna live like there’s nothing to lose
Until the day I die
I wanna love like there’s no other love
Better than mine
‘Cause when it all comes down to it
All things must come to pass
So take it all in, take it all in
‘Cause it goes fast
… Life is a moment, then it’s gone
So go make right what you made wrong
‘Cause you know love is the only way, the only way, oh
We never know what lies beyond
… ‘Cause I wanna live like there’s nothing to lose
Until the day I die
Yeah, I wanna love like there’s no other love
Better than mine
‘Cause when it all comes down to it
All things must come to pass
So take it all in, take it all in
‘Cause it goes fast
… I wanna live like there’s nothing to lose
Until the day I die
I wanna love like there’s no other love
Better than mine
‘Cause when it all comes down to it
All things must come to pass
So take it all in, take it all in
‘Cause it goes fast (it goes fast)
… Life is a moment, then it’s gone, it’s gone (it goes fast)
And we never know what lies beyond the other side (it goes fast)
And you know love is the only way (it goes fast)
Oh, it’s the only way
Yeah, it goes fast
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
Everybody’s pickin’ up on that feline beat,
‘Cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
Can make you wish you weren’t born,
Ever’time he plays; and with a square in the act,
He can set music back
To the caveman days.
I’ve heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
But a cat’s the only cat
Who knows how to swing.
Who wants to diga long-haired gigor stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
Makes you wish you weren’t born,
Ever’time he plays;
And with a square in the act,
He’s gonna set this music backto the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat’s the only catwho knows where it’s at;
While playin’ jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
‘Cause everybody digs a swingin’ cat.
Everybody digs a swingin’ cat.