Sexy Santa

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:

Ho ho ho!
Santa’s gettin’ ripped and he’s lost some weight
He’s on a low-carb diet and he’s lookin’ great
He’s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
He delivers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendale’s!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s got a bitchin’ sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy sexy Santa
He knows you’ve naughty cuz he’s keepin’ tabs!
In the back of his sleigh he’s got some hoe hoe hoe’s
They’re lickin’ eggnog drippin’ from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
He’s got a bitchin’ red suit and he’s totally buff
He’ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s kissin’ girls under the camel toe
Sexy sexy Santa
The elves are all horny and they’re snortin’ blow
Sexy sexy Santa
It’s the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy sexy Santa
Makin’ love to every Christmas-lovin’ woman and man!
Suck it!
Yeah he’s spreadin’ Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here’s your log- it’s a chubby eleven inches!
Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze
Makin’ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He’s got a calendar but only one day has an ‘X’
That leaves three hundred and sixty four days for sex!
Sexy sexy Santa
More cushion for the pushin’ gonna [something]
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy Santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy sexy Santa
Get ’em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?)
Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?

Run

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES

Ooh, babe
Don’t leave me now
Don’t say it’s the end of the road
Remember the flowers I sent
I need you, babe
To put through the shredder
In front of my friends
Ooh, babe
Don’t leave me now
How could you go?
When you know how I need you
To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night
Ooh, babe, don’t leave me now
How can you treat me this way?
Running away
Ooh, babe
Why are you running away?
Ooh, babe

Radioactive

AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:

Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa
I’m waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
I’m breathing in the chemicals
I’m breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa
I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
I raise my flags, don my clothes
It’s a revolution, I suppose
We’ll paint it red to fit right in
Whoa
I’m breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa
I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
All systems go, the sun hasn’t died
Deep in my bones, straight from inside
I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive

Puttin on the Ritz

AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:

If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits? Puttin’ on the ritz
Different types of wear a day coat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits, puttin’ on the ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super-duper)
Come, let’s mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin’ on the ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?
On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air?
High hats and arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime for a wonderful time
If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits? Puttin’ on the ritz
Different types of wear a day coat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits, puttin’ on the ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super-duper)
Come, let’s mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin’ on the ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super-duper)
If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits? Puttin’ on the ritz, puttin’ on the ritz
Puttin’ on the ritz, puttin’ on the ritz
Downtown, uptown, get your kicks at the Ritz
Dine and wine, but not ’til nine, the time is right for us tonight
We gotta move, move to the rhythm
We can
Move, dance to the rhythm, nice and easy
I want ya to move
Puttin’ it on, puttin’ it on
Puttin’ it on, puttin’ it on
The R-I-T-Z
How ’bout you and me zest?
Gotta dance
Gotta dance
Gotta dance

Paint it Black

AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES::

I see a red door
And I want it painted black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by
Dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head
Until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars
And they’re all painted black
With flowers and my love
Both never to come back
I’ve seen people turn their heads
And quickly look away
Like a newborn baby
It just happens everyday
I look inside myself
And see my heart is black
I see my red door
I must have it painted black
Maybe then, I’ll fade away
And not have to face the facts
It’s not easy facing up
When your whole world is black
No more will my green sea
Go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing
Happening to you
If I look hard enough
Into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me
Before the morning comes
I see a red door
And I want it painted black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by
Dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head
Until my darkness goes
I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun
Blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted
Painted black, yeah

Open Your Heart

PLAYDOLLS:

I have lingered, for only the instant
Just like searching, waiting for snow
And now it’s here, this is our moment
There’s no way past, I’ll won’t let it go
Can you sense the atmosphere
Do you feel alive
Everything seems so very clear
Breathing to survive
If you open your heart
Show me inside
Won’t let you fall apart
Because this is our time
This is our time
If you open your heart
Show me inside
Won’t let you fall apart
Because this is our time
If you open your heart
There’s no need to explain
Won’t let you fall apart
You’ll never be lost again

One Night in Bangkok

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION NIGHTS:

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don’t know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies doesn’t seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don’t you know that when you
Play at this level there’s no ordinary venue
It’s Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!
One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you’re lucky then the god’s a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One town’s very like another
When your head’s down over your pieces, brother
It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
Get thai’d, you’re talking to a tourist
Whose every move’s among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Siam’s gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha
And thank God I’m only watching the game controlling it
I don’t see you guys rating
The kind of mate I’m contemplating
I’d let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours
One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Mistletoe and Wine

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:

The child is a king, the carolers sing
The old has passed, there’s a new beginning
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow
Fingers numb, faces aglow
Oh, it’s Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving
Love and laughter and joy ever after
Ours for the taking, just follow the master
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
It’s a time for giving, a time for getting
A time for forgiving, and for forgetting
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace
A time for hating and fighting to cease
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Christmas time (Silent night)
Mistletoe and wine (Holy night)
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see

Love Under the Mistletoe

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:

It’s this time of the year
christmas is near
and everyone feels love in their hearts

the world covered in snow
with a special glow
sending out to my loved ones
cheesy christmas cards

there is one gift i hope for
the one i hope you’ll go for
the one gift i want to receive from you now:

let me fuck you under the mistletoe
let me whip you with my festive whip
let me go down on you
under the christmas tree
thats the present you will receive from me!

don’t you like the white snow?
you and me should go
somewhere where we’re alone
don’t want your relatives to hear you moan

there is one gift i hope for
the one i hope you’ll go for
the one gift i want to receive from you now:

let me fuck you under the mistletoe
let me whip you with my festive whip
let me go down on you
under the christmas tree
thats the present you will receive from me!

oh baby let me stuff your stocking
Santa Claus won’t be the only one coming
oh baby let me stuff your stocking
Santa Claus won’t be the only one coming

let me fuck you under the mistletoe
let me whip you with my festive whip
let me go down on you
under the christmas tree
thats the present you will receive from me!