Sexy Santa

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:

Ho ho ho!
Santa’s gettin’ ripped and he’s lost some weight
He’s on a low-carb diet and he’s lookin’ great
He’s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
He delivers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendale’s!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s got a bitchin’ sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy sexy Santa
He knows you’ve naughty cuz he’s keepin’ tabs!
In the back of his sleigh he’s got some hoe hoe hoe’s
They’re lickin’ eggnog drippin’ from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
He’s got a bitchin’ red suit and he’s totally buff
He’ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s kissin’ girls under the camel toe
Sexy sexy Santa
The elves are all horny and they’re snortin’ blow
Sexy sexy Santa
It’s the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy sexy Santa
Makin’ love to every Christmas-lovin’ woman and man!
Suck it!
Yeah he’s spreadin’ Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here’s your log- it’s a chubby eleven inches!
Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze
Makin’ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He’s got a calendar but only one day has an ‘X’
That leaves three hundred and sixty four days for sex!
Sexy sexy Santa
More cushion for the pushin’ gonna [something]
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy Santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy sexy Santa
Get ’em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?)
Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?

Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me

I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I’m the kind of girl that girls don’t like
I’m the kind that boys fantasize
I’m the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you’d turn out to be like
Were afraid you’d turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable
But that’s only to the boys who don’t have the right approach or ride
That makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll
People think it’s intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I’m a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class ’bout an hour late
And when it comes to the guys, I’d lay
I’d always pick the ones who won’t figure out that I was clearly rebel
To the idea of monogamy
People think it’s intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I’m a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
Sexy, sexy, sexy, naughty, naughty, naughty
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy me
Sexy, sexy, sexy, naughty, naughty, naughty
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy me
People think it’s intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I’m a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I like all my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all my guys, I like ’em tall with money
I love all my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I like my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts, a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, bitchy (when I’m out with my girls)
Can’t change, I am sexy, naughty, bitchy me

Set Fire to the Rain

I let it fall, my heart
And as it fell, you rose to claim it
It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me
My hands, they were strong
But my knees were far too weak
To stand in your arms
Without falling to your feet
But there’s a side to you
That I never knew, never knew
All the things you’d say
They were never true, never true
And the games you’d play
You would always win, always win
But I set fire to the rain
Watched it pour as I touched your face
Well, it burned while I cried
‘Cause I heard it screaming out your name
Your name
When laying with you
I could stay there
Close my eyes, feel you here forever
You and me together, nothing is better
‘Cause there’s a side to you
That I never knew, never knew
All the things you’d say
They were never true, never true
And the games you’d play
You would always win, always win
But I set fire to the rain
Watched it pour as I touched your face
Well, it burned while I cried
‘Cause I heard it screaming out your name
Your name
I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
When we fell, something died
‘Cause I knew that that was the last time
The last time
Sometimes I wake up by the door
That heart you caught must be waiting for you
Even now when we’re already over
I can’t help myself from looking for you
I set fire to the rain
Watched it pour as I touch your face
Well, it burned while I cried
‘Cause I heard it screaming out your name
Your name
I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
When we fell, something died
‘Cause I knew that that was the last time
The last time, oh
Oh, no
Let it burn, oh-oh-oh
Let it burn
Let it burn

Run

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES

Ooh, babe
Don’t leave me now
Don’t say it’s the end of the road
Remember the flowers I sent
I need you, babe
To put through the shredder
In front of my friends
Ooh, babe
Don’t leave me now
How could you go?
When you know how I need you
To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night
Ooh, babe, don’t leave me now
How can you treat me this way?
Running away
Ooh, babe
Why are you running away?
Ooh, babe

Ring of Changes

Talk of tomorrow
And you talk of the times that have been
The wheels keep on turning
Turning circles we go round again
Never ending the time is bending
These songs all the same
And we will stand listening
Looking back on the ones that remain
And time hurries on
We are here, we are gone
And time passes on
All the words of your song
Turn the pages Nothing ages
That’s what you will see
Turn the pages
Ring of changes
Is what it will be
The sun when it’s rising
Paints a shadow on where it has been
And night is surprising
To the people who stand in between
Filling spaces you see their face
As they wake from their dream
And we will stand looking
Taking note of the things we have seen
And time hurries on We are here, we are gone
And time passes on
All the words of your song
Turn the pages Nothing ages
That’s what you will see
Turn the pages
Ring of changes
Is what it will be

Return to Innocence

Love
Devotion
Feeling
Emotion
Don’t be afraid to be weak
Don’t be too proud to be strong
Just look into your heart my friend
That will be the return to yourself
The return to innocence
The return to innocence
And if you want, then start to laugh
If you must, then start to cry
Be yourself don’t hide
Just believe in destiny
Don’t care what people say
Just follow your own way
Don’t give up and use the chance
To return to innocence
That’s not the beginning of the end
That’s the return to yourself
The return to innocence
That’s return to innocence

Radioactive

AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:

Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa
I’m waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
I’m breathing in the chemicals
I’m breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa
I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
I raise my flags, don my clothes
It’s a revolution, I suppose
We’ll paint it red to fit right in
Whoa
I’m breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa
I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
All systems go, the sun hasn’t died
Deep in my bones, straight from inside
I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I’m radioactive, radioactive

Puttin on the Ritz

AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:

If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits? Puttin’ on the ritz
Different types of wear a day coat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits, puttin’ on the ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super-duper)
Come, let’s mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin’ on the ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?
On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air?
High hats and arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime for a wonderful time
If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits? Puttin’ on the ritz
Different types of wear a day coat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits, puttin’ on the ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super-duper)
Come, let’s mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin’ on the ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super-duper)
If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits? Puttin’ on the ritz, puttin’ on the ritz
Puttin’ on the ritz, puttin’ on the ritz
Downtown, uptown, get your kicks at the Ritz
Dine and wine, but not ’til nine, the time is right for us tonight
We gotta move, move to the rhythm
We can
Move, dance to the rhythm, nice and easy
I want ya to move
Puttin’ it on, puttin’ it on
Puttin’ it on, puttin’ it on
The R-I-T-Z
How ’bout you and me zest?
Gotta dance
Gotta dance
Gotta dance