• Video by R.

Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
Everybody’s pickin’ up on that feline beat,
‘Cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
Can make you wish you weren’t born,
Ever’time he plays; and with a square in the act,
He can set music back
To the caveman days.
I’ve heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
But a cat’s the only cat
Who knows how to swing.
Who wants to diga long-haired gigor stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
Makes you wish you weren’t born,
Ever’time he plays;
And with a square in the act,
He’s gonna set this music backto the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat’s the only catwho knows where it’s at;
While playin’ jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
‘Cause everybody digs a swingin’ cat.
Everybody digs a swingin’ cat.

• Video by Angel
• Video by R.

UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can’t resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner or a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
eggs bendict tits
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits

My boobs are ok

• Video by R.

(Because Don Henley is a greedy jerk, you might not be able to hear the song in the video. Go to the Google Drive for the archive of videos that are blocked in a lot of countries.)

It’s coming on the end of August
Another summer’s promise almost gone
And though I heard some wise man say
That every dog will have his day
He never mentioned that these dog days get so long
I don’t know when I realized the dream was over
Well, there was no particular hour, no given day
You know it didn’t go down in flame
There was no final scene, no frozen frame
I just watched it slowly fade away
I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for my time to come around again and
Hope is floating on the breeze
Carrying my soul high up above the ground and
I’ve been keeping to myself
Knowing that the seasons are slowly changing
Even though you’re with somebody else
He’ll never love you like I do
I’ve been biding time with the crows and sparrows
While peacocks prance and strut upon the stage
If finding love is just a dance
Proximity and chance
You will excuse me if I skip the masquerade
And I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the dust to settle down along the
Back roads running through the fields
Lying on the outskirts of this lonesome town
And I imagine sunlight in your hair
You’re at the county fair
You’re holding hands and laughing
And now the ferris wheel has stopped
You’re swinging on the top
Suspended there with him
And he’s the darling of
The chic
The flavor of the week is melting
Down your pretty summer dress
Baby, what a mess you’re making
I’ve been stumbling through some dark places
Now I’m following the plow
I know I’ve fallen out of your good graces
It’s alright now
I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the summer rain to fall upon the
Wild birds scattering the seeds
Answering the calling of the tide’s eternal tune
The phases of the moon
The chambers of the heart
The ebb and dart of small gray
Spiders spinning in the dark
In spite of all the times the web is torn apart
And I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the time to come around again and
Hope is floating on the breeze
Carrying my soul high up above the ground and
I’ve been keeping to myself
Knowing that the seasons are slowly changing
Even though you’re with somebody else
He’ll never love you like I do