• Video by Angel
• Video by R.

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house, we’re born
Into this world, we’re thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm
There’s a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin’ like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah
Girl, you gotta love your man
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house, we’re born
Into this world, we’re thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm

• Video by R.

Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
Everybody’s pickin’ up on that feline beat,
‘Cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
Can make you wish you weren’t born,
Ever’time he plays; and with a square in the act,
He can set music back
To the caveman days.
I’ve heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
But a cat’s the only cat
Who knows how to swing.
Who wants to diga long-haired gigor stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
Makes you wish you weren’t born,
Ever’time he plays;
And with a square in the act,
He’s gonna set this music backto the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat’s the only catwho knows where it’s at;
While playin’ jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
‘Cause everybody digs a swingin’ cat.
Everybody digs a swingin’ cat.

• Video by Angel
• Video by R.

UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can’t resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner or a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
eggs bendict tits
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits

My boobs are ok

• Video by R.

(Because Don Henley is a greedy jerk, you might not be able to hear the song in the video. Go to the Google Drive for the archive of videos that are blocked in a lot of countries.)

It’s coming on the end of August
Another summer’s promise almost gone
And though I heard some wise man say
That every dog will have his day
He never mentioned that these dog days get so long
I don’t know when I realized the dream was over
Well, there was no particular hour, no given day
You know it didn’t go down in flame
There was no final scene, no frozen frame
I just watched it slowly fade away
I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for my time to come around again and
Hope is floating on the breeze
Carrying my soul high up above the ground and
I’ve been keeping to myself
Knowing that the seasons are slowly changing
Even though you’re with somebody else
He’ll never love you like I do
I’ve been biding time with the crows and sparrows
While peacocks prance and strut upon the stage
If finding love is just a dance
Proximity and chance
You will excuse me if I skip the masquerade
And I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the dust to settle down along the
Back roads running through the fields
Lying on the outskirts of this lonesome town
And I imagine sunlight in your hair
You’re at the county fair
You’re holding hands and laughing
And now the ferris wheel has stopped
You’re swinging on the top
Suspended there with him
And he’s the darling of
The chic
The flavor of the week is melting
Down your pretty summer dress
Baby, what a mess you’re making
I’ve been stumbling through some dark places
Now I’m following the plow
I know I’ve fallen out of your good graces
It’s alright now
I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the summer rain to fall upon the
Wild birds scattering the seeds
Answering the calling of the tide’s eternal tune
The phases of the moon
The chambers of the heart
The ebb and dart of small gray
Spiders spinning in the dark
In spite of all the times the web is torn apart
And I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the time to come around again and
Hope is floating on the breeze
Carrying my soul high up above the ground and
I’ve been keeping to myself
Knowing that the seasons are slowly changing
Even though you’re with somebody else
He’ll never love you like I do

• Video by R.

• Video by Angel
• Video by R.

… You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you’re bend
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand
… You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row
Bump in a dump till you’re dead
Kid, you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead
… You can uh, you can uh
You can uh, uh, uh
That’s how burlesque was born
So I uh, and I uh
And I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with a horn
… Once I was a schleppa
Now I’m Miss Mazeppa
With my revolution in dance
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance
… She can uh, she can uh
She can uh, uh, uh
They’ll never make her rich
Me, I uh, and I uh
And I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with a switch
… I’m electrifying
And I ain’t even trying
I never had to sweat to get paid
‘Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you’ve got it made
… All them uh and them uh
And them uh, uh, uh
Ain’t gonna spell success
Me, I uh, and I uh
And I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with finesse
… Dressy Tessie Tura
Is so much more then demurer
Than all them other ladies because
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause
… Do something special
Anything special
Do something special
Anything special
… You’re more than just a mimic
When you got a gimmick
Take a look how different we are
… If you wanna make it
Twinkle while you shake it
If you wanna grind it
Wait till you refined it
… If you wanna pump it
Pump it with a trumpet
Get yourself a gimmick
And you too can be a star

• Video by R.

Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you say
You pay your money
You take your choice
Whatever you need
Whatever you use
Whatever you win
Whatever you lose
You’re showing off
You’re showing out
You look for trouble
Turn around, give me a shout
I take it all
You squeeze me dry
And now today
You couldn’t even say goodbye
I could take you home
On the midnight train again
I could make an offer you can’t refuse
Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you say
You pay your money
You take your choice
Whatever you need
Whatever you use
Whatever you win
Whatever you lose
You’re showing off
You’re showing out
You look for trouble
Turn around, give me a shout
I take it all
You squeeze me dry
And now today
You couldn’t even say goodbye
I could take you home
On the midnight train again
I could make an offer you can’t refuse
Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you say
You pay your money
You take your choice
Whatever you need
Whatever you use
Whatever you win
Whatever you lose
Whatever you want
Whatever you want

Oh, here we are and here we are
And here we go
All aboard and we’re hittin’ the road
Here we go, oh, rockin’ all over the world
And giddy up and giddy up
And get away
We’re goin’ crazy and we’re goin’ today
Here we go, oh, rockin’ all over the world
And I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it
I li-li, like it, li-li-li
Here we go, oh, rockin’ all over the world
We’re gonna tell your mama what you’re gonna do
Come on out with your dancin’ shoes
Here we go, oh, rockin’ all over the world
And I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it
I li-li, like it, li-li-li
Here we go, oh, rockin’ all over the world
And I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it
I li-li, like it, li-li-li
Here we go, oh, rockin’ all over the world