Simply The Best

I call you, I need you, my heart’s on fire
You come to me, come to me, wild and wired
Ooh, you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak the language of love like you know what it means
Mm, and it can’t be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong, babe
You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I ever met
Ooh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart
Baby, I would rather be dead
In your heart, I see the start of every night and every day
In your eyes, I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I’m here in your arms
I could be in no better place
You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I ever met
Ooh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart? No, no
Baby, I would rather be dead
Each time you leave me, I start losing control
You’re walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I’m alone
Oh, baby, don’t let go
Oh, you’re the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I ever met
Ooh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Oh, tear us apart? No, no
Baby, I would rather be dead
Ooh, you’re the best

Something About Christmas Time

We waited all through the year
For the day to appear
When we could be together in harmony
You know the time will come
Peace on earth for everyone
And we can live forever
In a world where we are free
Let it shine for you and me
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
That makes you wish it was Christmas everyday
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
We’re all as one tonight
It makes no difference if you’re black or white
‘Cause we can sing together in harmony
I know it’s not too late
The world would be a better place
If we can keep the spirit
More than one day in the year
Send a message loud and clear
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
That makes you wish it was Christmas everyday
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
It’s the time of year, everyone’s together
We’ll celebrate here on Christmas day
When the ones you love are there
You can feel the magic in the air
You know it’s everywhere
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmastime
Something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
Makes you wish it was Christmas every day
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
Makes you wish it was Christmas every day
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
Please tell me Christmas would never go away

Shine a Little Love

AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:

Although the things you’ve done I wouldn’t criticize
I guess you had your way
You see I gotta make you understand
I know it sounds a foolish thing to say
But it don’t matter baby ‘cos’ today’s another day
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
Remember, tonight we’re gonna run ’till dawn
Remember, tonight we’re gonna say it
We’ll never stop we got a good thing goin’ on
I know you’ve heard it all before
But I really need you darlin’ every day I need you more
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
Can you understand (yes I understand)
Can you feel it’s right (I know it is)
Will you be the same (I’ll do it all again)
It’s been a year now and it’s getting so much better
You came home without a word
Though everybody said you’ll soon forget her
They couldn’t see and they just didn’t understand
And lookin’ in the mirror there were fools at either hand
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
Can you understand (yes I understand)
Can you feel it’s right (I know it is)
Will you be the same (I’ll do it all again)
How many days had I been waiting there to tell you
I really can’t believe
We’re walkin’ out into the world tonight
We’ll do it all again until the break of light
And the feelin’ in your heart will soon be shinin’ in your eyes
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see

Sexy Santa

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:

Ho ho ho!
Santa’s gettin’ ripped and he’s lost some weight
He’s on a low-carb diet and he’s lookin’ great
He’s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
He delivers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendale’s!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s got a bitchin’ sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy sexy Santa
He knows you’ve naughty cuz he’s keepin’ tabs!
In the back of his sleigh he’s got some hoe hoe hoe’s
They’re lickin’ eggnog drippin’ from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
He’s got a bitchin’ red suit and he’s totally buff
He’ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s kissin’ girls under the camel toe
Sexy sexy Santa
The elves are all horny and they’re snortin’ blow
Sexy sexy Santa
It’s the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy sexy Santa
Makin’ love to every Christmas-lovin’ woman and man!
Suck it!
Yeah he’s spreadin’ Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here’s your log- it’s a chubby eleven inches!
Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze
Makin’ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He’s got a calendar but only one day has an ‘X’
That leaves three hundred and sixty four days for sex!
Sexy sexy Santa
More cushion for the pushin’ gonna [something]
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy Santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy sexy Santa
Get ’em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?)
Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?

Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me

I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I’m the kind of girl that girls don’t like
I’m the kind that boys fantasize
I’m the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you’d turn out to be like
Were afraid you’d turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable
But that’s only to the boys who don’t have the right approach or ride
That makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll
People think it’s intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I’m a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class ’bout an hour late
And when it comes to the guys, I’d lay
I’d always pick the ones who won’t figure out that I was clearly rebel
To the idea of monogamy
People think it’s intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I’m a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
Sexy, sexy, sexy, naughty, naughty, naughty
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy me
Sexy, sexy, sexy, naughty, naughty, naughty
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy me
People think it’s intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I’m a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I like all my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all my guys, I like ’em tall with money
I love all my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I like my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts, a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls, bitchy (when I’m out with my girls)
Can’t change, I am sexy, naughty, bitchy me

Ring of Changes

Talk of tomorrow
And you talk of the times that have been
The wheels keep on turning
Turning circles we go round again
Never ending the time is bending
These songs all the same
And we will stand listening
Looking back on the ones that remain
And time hurries on
We are here, we are gone
And time passes on
All the words of your song
Turn the pages Nothing ages
That’s what you will see
Turn the pages
Ring of changes
Is what it will be
The sun when it’s rising
Paints a shadow on where it has been
And night is surprising
To the people who stand in between
Filling spaces you see their face
As they wake from their dream
And we will stand looking
Taking note of the things we have seen
And time hurries on We are here, we are gone
And time passes on
All the words of your song
Turn the pages Nothing ages
That’s what you will see
Turn the pages
Ring of changes
Is what it will be

Return to Innocence

Love
Devotion
Feeling
Emotion
Don’t be afraid to be weak
Don’t be too proud to be strong
Just look into your heart my friend
That will be the return to yourself
The return to innocence
The return to innocence
And if you want, then start to laugh
If you must, then start to cry
Be yourself don’t hide
Just believe in destiny
Don’t care what people say
Just follow your own way
Don’t give up and use the chance
To return to innocence
That’s not the beginning of the end
That’s the return to yourself
The return to innocence
That’s return to innocence