Listen to the wind on the water
Listen to the waves upon the shore
Try to sleep, sleep won’t come
Just as I begin to fade
Then I remember
When the moon was full and bright
I would take you in the darkness
And do the tango in the night
Tango
I keep the dream in my pocket
Never let it fade away
Inside, outside
No loneliness in this dream
Then I remember
When the moon was full and bright
I would take you in the darkness
And do the tango in the night
Tango
AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:
Yeah
Ten . . . kiss me on the lips
Nine . . . run your fingers through my hair
Eight . . . touch me . . . slowly
Hold it! Let’s go straight . . . to number one
Seven . . . lips
Six . . . slooowly
Five . . . fingers
Four . . . play
. . . to number one
Let’s go straight . . . to number one
One [repeating]
Touch me . . .
Let’s go straight . . .
One [repeating]
. . . to number one
Lips
Fingers
Feel it?
One [repeating]
Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
Six
Five
Four
Three
Touch and go . . .
. . . to number one
I call you, I need you, my heart’s on fire
You come to me, come to me, wild and wired
Ooh, you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak the language of love like you know what it means
Mm, and it can’t be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong, babe
You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I ever met
Ooh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart
Baby, I would rather be dead
In your heart, I see the start of every night and every day
In your eyes, I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I’m here in your arms
I could be in no better place
You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I ever met
Ooh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart? No, no
Baby, I would rather be dead
Each time you leave me, I start losing control
You’re walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I’m alone
Oh, baby, don’t let go
Oh, you’re the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I ever met
Ooh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Oh, tear us apart? No, no
Baby, I would rather be dead
Ooh, you’re the best
We waited all through the year
For the day to appear
When we could be together in harmony
You know the time will come
Peace on earth for everyone
And we can live forever
In a world where we are free
Let it shine for you and me
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
That makes you wish it was Christmas everyday
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
We’re all as one tonight
It makes no difference if you’re black or white
‘Cause we can sing together in harmony
I know it’s not too late
The world would be a better place
If we can keep the spirit
More than one day in the year
Send a message loud and clear
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
That makes you wish it was Christmas everyday
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
It’s the time of year, everyone’s together
We’ll celebrate here on Christmas day
When the ones you love are there
You can feel the magic in the air
You know it’s everywhere
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmastime
Something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
Makes you wish it was Christmas every day
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
There’s something about Christmas time
Something about Christmas time
Makes you wish it was Christmas every day
To see the joy in the children’s eyes
The way that the old folks smile
Says that Christmas will never go away
Please tell me Christmas would never go away
AUDIENCE APPRECIATION PARTIES:
Although the things you’ve done I wouldn’t criticize
I guess you had your way
You see I gotta make you understand
I know it sounds a foolish thing to say
But it don’t matter baby ‘cos’ today’s another day
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
Remember, tonight we’re gonna run ’till dawn
Remember, tonight we’re gonna say it
We’ll never stop we got a good thing goin’ on
I know you’ve heard it all before
But I really need you darlin’ every day I need you more
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
Can you understand (yes I understand)
Can you feel it’s right (I know it is)
Will you be the same (I’ll do it all again)
It’s been a year now and it’s getting so much better
You came home without a word
Though everybody said you’ll soon forget her
They couldn’t see and they just didn’t understand
And lookin’ in the mirror there were fools at either hand
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
Can you understand (yes I understand)
Can you feel it’s right (I know it is)
Will you be the same (I’ll do it all again)
How many days had I been waiting there to tell you
I really can’t believe
We’re walkin’ out into the world tonight
We’ll do it all again until the break of light
And the feelin’ in your heart will soon be shinin’ in your eyes
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life
You shine a little love on my life and let me see
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PARTIES:
Ho ho ho!
Santa’s gettin’ ripped and he’s lost some weight
He’s on a low-carb diet and he’s lookin’ great
He’s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
He delivers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendale’s!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s got a bitchin’ sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy sexy Santa
He knows you’ve naughty cuz he’s keepin’ tabs!
In the back of his sleigh he’s got some hoe hoe hoe’s
They’re lickin’ eggnog drippin’ from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
He’s got a bitchin’ red suit and he’s totally buff
He’ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s kissin’ girls under the camel toe
Sexy sexy Santa
The elves are all horny and they’re snortin’ blow
Sexy sexy Santa
It’s the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy sexy Santa
Makin’ love to every Christmas-lovin’ woman and man!
Suck it!
Yeah he’s spreadin’ Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here’s your log- it’s a chubby eleven inches!
Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze
Makin’ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He’s got a calendar but only one day has an ‘X’
That leaves three hundred and sixty four days for sex!
Sexy sexy Santa
More cushion for the pushin’ gonna [something]
Sexy sexy Santa
He’s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy Santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy sexy Santa
Get ’em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?)
Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?