Stand on the box
Stomp your feet
Start clappin’
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
Pulled up to the church
But I got signed up, had to bag it all up
Couldn’t make it to the service
Grabbed all the cash underneath my mattress
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
Ran into a girl in a pretty white dress
Rolled down the window, where you headin’ miss
Say I’m headin’ to the bar, with my money out the mattress
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
Stand on the box
Stomp your feet
Start clappin’
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
Drinks keep comin’, throw my head back laughin’
Wake up in the mornin’, don’t know what happened
Oh, somethin’ bad
Oh, somethin’ bad
Now me and that girl that I met on the street
We rollin’ than the go down to the New Orleans
Got full tank gas and the money out the mattress
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
‘Bout to tear it up down in New Orleans
‘Cause I locked it real locked
Now I am the wiz
If the cops catch up, they’re gonna call the kid nappin’
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
Stand on the box
Stomp your feet
Start clappin’
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
Drinks keep comin’, throw my head back laughin’
Wake up in the mornin’, don’t know what happened
Oh, somethin’ bad
Oh, somethin’ bad
Stand on the box
Stomp your feet
Start clappin’
I got a real good feelin’ somethin’ bad is ’bout to happen
Drinks keep comin’, throw my head back laughin’
Wake up in the mornin’, don’t know what happened
Oh, somethin’ bad
Oh, somethin’ bad
Ave Maria
Gratia plena
Maria, gratia plena
Maria, gratia plena
Ave, ave dominus
Dominus tecum
Bendicta tu in mulieribus
Et benedictus
Et benedictus fructus ventris
Ventris tui, Iesus
Ave Maria
Ave Maria
Maiden mild
I listen to a maidens prayer
For thou canst hear amid the wild
‘Tis thou, ’tis thou canst save me amid despair
We slumber safely ’til the morrow
Though e’en by men outcast reviled
Oh, maiden
See a maiden sorrow
Oh, mother hear a suppliant child
Ave Maria
Is this the golden man that I run through
If I could give my thoughts across to you
A million dollars for your sorrow now you’re paying for it
Think twice, being evil has a price
I hear a lot of little secrets
Tell me yours and I’ll keep it
You wanna know my name by now
Better think twice, ’cause being evil has a price
I start to wonder is this real life
Throw out a candle, turn out the light
The cause of morals make you feel like you’re better than it
Think twice, being evil has a price
I hear a lot of little secrets
Tell me yours and I’ll keep it
You wanna know my name by now
Better think twice, ’cause being evil has a price
I got a nasty reputation, nor I feel the hesitation
Better think twice
‘Cause being evil has a price
Being evil has a price
I hear a lot of little secrets
Tell me yours and I’ll keep it
You wanna know my name by now
Better think twice, being evil has a price
I got a nasty reputation, nor I feel the hesitation
You better think twice
‘Cause being evil has a price
‘Cause being evil has a price
So ya thought ya
Might like to go to the show?
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow
Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what’s behind these cold eyes
You’ll just have to claw your way through this disguise
Lights!
Turn on the sound effects
Action!
Drop it, drop it on ’em, drop it on them!
Little by little the night turns around
Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn
Lotuses lean on each other in yearning
Under the eaves the swallow is resting
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Breaking the darkness waking the grapevine
One inch of love is one inch of shadow
Love is the shadow that ripens the wine
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his question to heaven
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
The heart of the sun
I wake up in a cold sweat
Shoot, I feel like trash magic
Knew it was a dangerous idea
I’m in trouble now
Can’t stand up
Walls spin around
Bloodshot eyes
Can’t see the ground
Flipped my world upside down
I’m in trouble now
Yeah I like you
And it’s got me shook
I like you
Yeah you got me hooked
Come to me
Come to me
Come to me
Baby won’t you ring me out
(I like you)
I can’t stop this dirty linen
Shakin’ my head from left to right
Just throw me in the wash baby
‘Cause it’s been a night
This drunk heart palpitates
Makes me shake to the beat
To underneath the sheets
And we ain’t gonna sleep
Shorten my breath
Feelin’ it in my chest like uhh
Hope it never leaves
Yeah I like you
And it’s got me shook
I like you
Yeah you got me hooked
Come to me
Come to me
Come to me
Baby won’t you ring me out
I like you
And it’s got me shook
I like you
Yeah you got me hooked
I like you
And it’s got me shook
I like you
Yeah you got me
I like you
And it’s got me shook
I like you
Yeah you got me hooked
Come to me
Come to me
Come to me
Baby won’t you ring me out
(I like you)
Shook
(I like you)
Hooked
I like you
Shook
(I like you)
You like it?
Don’t ask me
What you know is true
Don’t have to tell you
I love your precious heart
I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never tear us apart
We could live
For a thousand years
But if I hurt you
I’d make wine from your tears
I told you
That we could fly
‘Cause we all have wings
But some of us don’t know why
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never, ever tear us apart
I (Don’t ask me)
I was standing (You know it’s true)
Mm, you were there (Worlds collided)
Two worlds collided (We’re shining through)
And they could never tear us apart
You (Don’t ask me)
You were standing (You know it’s true)
I was there (Worlds collided)
Two worlds collided (We’re shining through)
And they could never tear us apart
I-I-I
I was standing
You were there
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We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well, they’re no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Or sing
We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if we want to
If we don’t, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything’s out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They’re doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody’s taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well, they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything’s out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We’re doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody’s taking the chance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it’s the safety dance
It’s the safety dance
Well, it’s the safety dance
Well, it’s the safety dance
Oh, it’s the safety dance
Oh, it’s the safety dance
(Because Don Henley is a greedy jerk, you might not be able to hear the song in the video. Go to the Google Drive for the archive of videos that are blocked in a lot of countries.)
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitus, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
‘This could be Heaven or this could be Hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say…
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain,
‘Please bring me my wine’
He said, ‘We haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say…
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said ‘We are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
‘Relax, ‘ said the night man,
‘We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!’