The Iron Bitch
R. is a sentient clockwork, manufactured by Samuel Colt and Professor Milton Mariner for The Great Exhibition of the Works of Industries of All Nations of 1851.
R. built and maintains this website, shoots videos of the new stuff, and gets dragged on stage if a lot of dancers call in sick.
When asked for more, R. said:
“My likes are /dev/null and my dislikes are *.* and my turn-ons are touch me and you fucking die.”
We’re not sure why she’s still around. It may be out of spite or a mangled punchcard.